At the Lovesystems office, we have a little wall where we put all of the weirdest mail that we’ve gotten. A lot of these messages are people flaming us, or crazy fans. We even have a few unsolicited emails from women who want Lovesystems instructors to come to their cities and pick them up.
But the funniest one by far is one sent to us back when we were The Mystery Method. Some guy had tattooed a drawing of Mystery riding a tricycle on his forearm. He was wearing a magicians hat and big goggles, and was tooting a horn on the tricycle that had the words “Neg! Neg!” coming out of it.
I almost spat my coffee all over the wall when I saw it.
Anyway, I really like Dan Savage’s column, and it turns out he gets a lot of weird mail too. This story is hilarious.